(via zomb13attack)
The words I live by!
I like this so fucking hard!
(Source: scottpatrick, via knitterbakerlady)
Absolutely one of my favorite lines from this movie.
Yup, favorite movie of all time. I tend to watch it and recite every single line. This is why people refuse to watch it with me.
The next time you have green onions, don’t throw away the white ends. Simply submerge them in a glass of water and place them in a sunny window. Your onions will begin to grow almost immediately and can be harvested almost indefinitely. We just use kitchen scissors to cut what we need for meals. I periodically empty out the water, rinse the roots off and give them fresh water.
Just re-blogging so I can remember to do this.
I had no idea you could do this!
THIS IS LIFE-CHANGING NEWS TO ME
MUST. REMEMBER.
This is one of the funniest knitted thing’s I’ve ever seen..
Is his weiner erect?! ERECT WEINER ON TUMBLR!
(Source: expertcosmotips)
This is how I wish I picked up dudes.
(via veganliciouslj)
holy mother of skywalker! i need a baby right now.
OMG. But let’s just make this a regular bedroom and not a baby room.
Infection my uterus with spawn!
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